My Wife Is Behaving Strangely

Kinja'd!!! "lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
11/08/2019 at 12:28 • Filed to: None

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I’m not sure if she’s been replaced by an alien replicant or something but my wife has been acting very strangely lately. She came home from work and told me she had been looking at cars online and found one I might like. Looking at cars! That is not my wife. Anyway, even though we won’t be set to buy for months, and I’m not at all convinced that a 3 year old Audi is right for someone who keeps cars for a decade and  those tires do not look like they’d be happy off from smooth pavement , we’re going to go look at an SQ5 at the local CarMax this weekend. At least it will give me a chance to sit in some cars and eliminate the non-contenders.

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DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > lone_liberal
11/08/2019 at 13:10

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They may have cloned your wife and clone has better genes. Original might be harvested for organs and buried in the woods.

OK I may have been watching some netflix show with this exact plot - living with yourself


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > lone_liberal
11/08/2019 at 13:11

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Needless to say, get the extended warranty if you get an audi.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/08/2019 at 13:40

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Abso-fucking-lutely. That fact that the extra cost of that would have to be added has already been discussed with my replicant wife. 


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > lone_liberal
11/08/2019 at 13:47

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I think she’s mad.

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Kinja'd!!! Tapas > lone_liberal
11/08/2019 at 15:19

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Didn’t read that article, but I have to agree.

She looks very metallic black and chunky and has an uncanny resemblance to  a Q5. That is very weird!


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > lone_liberal
11/08/2019 at 15:21

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Ok I read the article.

Idk if this is still there case, but CarMax used to take off the tires  that came with every car and put on new shitty tires. See if they still do that.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Tapas
11/08/2019 at 15:28

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It wouldn’t surprise me a bit, or at least that they put shitty tires on the cars that have worn originals. My wife’s car was totaled while we were in the middle of buying a house last year so we needed something quick for the cash of the insurance settlement and the In finiti she got had some shit-ass tires on them that we tossed in favor of some Michelins. I can’t remember the brand now but they were a (lower-tier)  name brand but the particular model of tire was cheap shit.


Kinja'd!!! BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > lone_liberal
11/08/2019 at 16:42

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I found the Q5 to be really lacking inside compared to what I was expecting. I guess it competes with the X3, which is also pretty terrible inside in base trim. I love the A6/7, so maybe a higher trim SQ5 might be better.

Get a Range Rover. Women love Range Rovers. 


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
11/08/2019 at 16:53

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I’m reluctant to go with an Audi due to reliability and maintenance concerns let alone a Range Rover . Getting a better idea of what they’re like “ in the flesh” is why I’m going to go take a look. I agree with your opinion of the X3 interior and if it’s like that it would be off my  shopping list. I also want to see how an older premium car compares to a newer mainstream one when it comes to the interior. 


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > lone_liberal
11/09/2019 at 12:28

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Wow that’s ridiculous.

See if you can get good tires that they’ve j ust taken off the car s.